The Real Balloon Boy

Last weekend, Grandma and Grandpa Whiting thought it would be a good idea to give the grandkids some balloons. Ben quickly learned to say "boon" whenever he saw, heard, smelled, or even thought about a balloon. Furthermore, it took 90 minutes of screaming, crying, and repeating the word "boon" before Ben eventually fell asleep on Saturday night. Here are the highlights of the weekend.

No parents or legal guardians were incarcerated before or after the exploits of this balloon boy.

Ben and the Sled

On cold winter nights, as children nestle into the crooks of their parent's arms, they often hear the Tale of Ben and the Sled. The story goes like this:

One day, Ben rode a sled and almost killed Thayne. The End.

Unfortunately, the words of the story hardly convey the seriousness associated with the tale.

As such, I have included a video.