Friday, December 24, 2010

Bedtime Stories

The scene begins with Jessica scrunched into Ben's toddler bed with him.

"Mom..."

"Yes, Ben."

"I wanna snack."

"No more snacks. It's time for sleep."

"Ohhh.... Darnit."

A few moments pass.

"Mom..."

"Yes, Ben."

"Tales... and Bob da damatoe fall down. hehehe. Dat Bob so funny. I wike Tales."

"Ok, Ben. Momma's going to get her pajamas on and go to bed."

"No, Mom! No jammas! You stay here wear pants!"

"I love you, nigh-night, sweet dreams."

"Wuv-oo, Mom, nigh-night."


Monday, December 6, 2010

A Case of Mistaken Identity and Mistaken Gender

Sundays create a sense of restlessness for Ben. Sure, the comfy maroon chairs in the back of the chapel are fun for a little while, but he often needs something a little more engaging. Fruit snacks and goldfish crackers usually do the trick, but yesterday he wanted an adventure.

As we roamed the halls, we searched for treasures under a Christmas tree, and we hunted lawn gnomes in rooms 117 and 116.

As Sacrament Meeting drew to a close, we made our way to the nursery for a bit of tom-foolery. Another individual walked toward us from the other end of the church, but a glare from a nearby glass door obstructed our view.

"Oh, look!" cried Ben. "It's Grandma!" As we walked closer to the individual, Ben and I realized that it was NOT Grandma. "Oh, it's a guy," Ben shouted when he realized his error.

I didn't know how to respond to his assertion, and neither did the 16 year-old girl who was mistakenly called "Grandma" and subsequently "a guy."

She whole-heartedly glared at me when I said, "Oh, come on now, little boy. Let's go find your Daddy."